7th Straight Thanksgiving Day Loss

Simpson Episode Sunday after Thanksgiving

Moe: Hey, Homer, you ever think about racing that bird?

Homer: You can race pigeons?

Moe: Hey, if it moves, you can bet on it.

Bart: What about the Detroit Lions?

Moe: Lay off Detroit. Them people is living in Mad Max times.

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